Poetry Weak

Monday's shirt is white with formality
Tuesday's shirt shows a bit of personality
Wednesday's shirt is colourful and gay
Thursday's shirt shows it's washing day
Friday's shirt is probably a t-shirt with the implicit slogan "As compensation for the fact that I'm measurably less well off than I would have been thirty years ago, I'm willing to accept the ability to dress according to a slightly modified dress code one day in the week. For some inexplicable reason, I see this as an indicator of the high esteem in which my employer holds me, as if it somehow makes us friends."