Pretention

So I'm enjoying my new status as an east London resident properly now. I have a new favourite Sunday afternoon snack: Hereford Hop* with apple and ginger chutney on St John's brown sourdough. I'm sure there's a name for people like me, I'm just not sure I want to know what it is.

*not purchased in London

Protocol

For some reason I just snapped. I'm deeply intolerant of tailgating at the best of times, but I was in the middle of overtaking and this idiot drove up behind me flashing his lights and riding my bumper. I'm not proud of myself, but I braked hard and flipped him the vees. I didn't feel any better about it afterwards either, I felt like I'd confirmed a bunch of national stereotypes, whereas the other guy was just a bad driver. I could make all sorts of crass points about French temperament based on my observations of a single drive through freezing fog on the French autoroutes a few days after Christmas, but I would know them to be just that: crassly generalised observations. France probably has just as many crap drivers as the UK, so any inclination to ascribe a national character to some bad driving would say more about me than anything else. Conversely I couldn't get over the feeling that I had misrepresented my country and fed a growing national stereotype: the obstructive, self-interested Englishman. I wanted to catch the guy up and say, "I'm not another David Cameron, I genuinely was doing what I felt was necessary to make a point about road safety." But even as I write that, I realise that I would sound exactly like David Cameron: I chucked away a pile of international prestige to make a childish point that did nothing to advance my cause. Obviously my motoring indiscretion won't have as long lasting or far reaching effects, but it is perhaps a useful metaphor that I can milk for all it's worth. Of course it only works if you think that Cameron's recent willy waving exercise in Brussels was about doing what he thought was right, or just about making a childish point. The two are not mutually exclusive; like my brake-in-your-face gesture, Cameron could have been making a very dangerous, very childish point about something he believed in.
It's usually hard to know what any English politician really believes in when it comes to Europe, as they're constantly trying to ride the line of public hysteria whipped up by endless Eurosceptic rhetoric from our national press, whilst not totally alienating their European counterparts. Not so David Cameron, he doesn't worry about upsetting the Europeans, because when it comes to the crunch, they'll respect his integrity and listen to him. Sure thing Dave.
I should state my own position in all this: I am ideologically pro-European. Like Churchill, I believe that greater European integration is inherently a good thing. However, the EU as it exists now is a horribly distorted and dysfunctional institution that requires root and branch reform. How did it get this way? It's mostly our fault: if the UK had taken the sort of role in Europe that De Gaulle had feared we would, it would certainly not be the two horse race that it has become. It would probably be more efficient as well. I believe in a Europe with Britain at the centre of it, not sat in the slow lane making rude gestures as it passes is by.
In declaring myself pro-European, I realise that I am in the minority amongst my countrymen. That is not to say that the English (and it is the English - an independent Scotland would be a much more integrated part of the EU) are all avowed Eurosceptics, but we do have a funny relationship with Europe. It must stem at least partly from our island nation status (again something that's never bothered the Scots), which is bound up with all sorts of strange notions we got from having an empire (50+ years ago). If we could think beyond the concept of being in charge of other nations - which, like it or not, is still the English ideal of foreign relations - we might be able to see how a functioning relationship as a major player in Europe might work. Of course it wouldn't be plain sailing, there are always vested interests, and the French in particular would take exception to a stronger Anglo-Saxon influence, which in itself should be a good enough reason for most Englishmen to want to do it. In fact it is possible that one of the reasons the French are always pushing for greater integration is that they know it'll upset the English and ensure they don't want to get involved in any way other than a briefly obstructive one that leaves us in the slow lane fuming: it is the diplomatic equivalent of tailgating us and flashing their lights. It works every time, none more so than this time. Once again a British politician has returned from the continent banging on about principles and claiming to have got what they want whilst having achieved nothing concrete and given their opponents all the cards.
One of the problems is that it's hard to claim that we've got what we want when we don't know what we want. It appears that we're not keen to pull out into the fast lane and race ahead of the French. Stretching the metaphor as far as it will go, we want to lead all the other cars onto another road at the next junction. This is simply not going to happen: every other country sees greater integration as a natural part of their membership of the EU. The English on the other hand are unlikely to ever be happy with such an idea. This means we have to face the reality of our situation: we have probably blown our chance of having a Europe that is sufficiently to our tastes, so we are left with the option of either using our waning influence to modify the extremes of EU legislation, or withdraw altogether and be like Norway - the only European country to comply with all EU legislation because they need to.
Unfortunately if my little car journey is any indicator, the signs are not good. Shortly after my altercation with the Frenchman, I got on the train and came back to Britain.

Percentage

A few things I must remember to do:
1. Check how much profit my train operating company make.
2. Buy shares in my train operating company.
3. Check to see whether rail fares are included in the calculation of inflation indices.
4. Check this country's competition rules.
5. Marvel at the manner in which rules can be stretched for the right people.
6. Buy more shares in my train operating company.

I would be interested to know if anyone can find a price other than a rail fare that's increased by 7.8% this year.

Personal Security

Next year will see the start of two major legacies of New Labour social policy: NEST and compulsion. Taken together, they are intended to ensure that all employees have some form of pension provision over and above the increasingly paltry provisions of the state pension and associated means-tested benefits. The latter is simply the concept that all employers must enrol all employees in a pension scheme. It is then up to the employees to opt out of that scheme, which they are less likely to do. NEST is the vehicle created to be the scheme for employers who do not already have pension scheme provision: an ultra low cost Defined Contribution (DC) scheme, designed to be simple and cheap.
Both these things are laudable in their intention. In the scramble to condemn the baby-boomers for bankrupting the state and all the good private sector pension schemes, we tend to forget that a good number of them will spend their retirements in poverty, reliant on the means-tested state benefits that are the pensioner equivalent of the dole. If the wealthiest generation in history has these problems, imagine what it will be like for the rest of us. So the idea of pushing us all towards making our own pension provision, and making it cheaper and easier to do so is a good one. Such savings would be inherently ours, whilst still subject to the rules governing all pensions: chiefly that they cannot be drawn until age 55. Beyond that, they would operate in much the same way as any other DC pension or investment. This, of course, is where the problems start.
As the startling hubris of pension scheme actuaries - convinced that market returns of 9% a year would be an everlasting constant - led to the closure of ever more Final Salary pension schemes, the only significant alternative has been the DC pension scheme, which is effectively just an investment vehicle that has restrictions on when and how you can access the invested money. How and why this should have become the preferred form of pension provision is perhaps a discussion for another day, but it is worth noting that whilst invested, most of the money is held by an insurance company, and in order to avoid punitive tax charges, 75% of this money has to be paid to an insurance company at retirement. I guess that's just a coincidence.
Whatever the reasons for its popularity, the DC scheme is now the norm. Chances are, if you have any sort of pension provision, you're in a DC scheme. I wonder how often you check the performance of your chosen investments. I work in the financial services sector and I don't do it more than about once a year. I mean, that's not really a problem: I'm in this for the long run, so the last thing I want to do is start to panic about short term fluctuations in equities, bonds or even the price of gold. In the long term the trend is always upwards. Except of course that it isn't: at several points in the last twenty years index linked investments would have made a loss when adjusted for inflation if drawn at the 'wrong' time. Various schemes have various vehicles to avoid 'the wrong time' being when you happen to need or want retire, such as 'lifestyling' or offering funds run by a fund manager who is supposed to be able to get better than index linked returns on your investments, although such things invariably incur an additional annual charge that eats away at that extra interest. So, even though massive returns on investments are not forthcoming, the models used to predict how much money is needed to fund a comfortable retirement still assume year on year investment growth of 7% against a rate of inflation of 2.5%. Anyone who's paid even  scant attention to inflation over the last few years will know that it has only been at or below 2.5% for 7 of the last 20 years (based on September RPI values). This means that the statutory model for calculating potential retirement provision is about as realistic as the actuarial projections that allowed companies to take 'contribution holidays' from their final salary pension schemes back in the 80s and 90s, ensuring the death of those shemes. However, the government is reluctant to change the assumptions used in the model to more pessimistic (or realistic) ones for fear that it will engender a sense of futility in savers and cause people to give up on pension saving altogether rather than scare them into saving more. Of course in the case of NEST, the impetus to invest more is not there, as it is not going to be possible to do so. Why this should be so is unclear, as it would seem to remove another option to plan seriously for retirement. It seems that the hope is that once in one scheme, people will see the benefits of investing in their future and start another pension scheme with an insurer. No really.

Hmm, not bad...

Hmm, not so good...

Better than stuffing it under your mattress.

Sometimes better than stuffing it under your mattress.

NEST does not have managed funds because it is designed to cost the minimum for the members. The notion behind this is commendable in that no one should be compelled to pay for the profits of the fund managers, especially when there is no guarantee of a return. However, what it also means is that we all have to effectively become our own fund managers, suddenly realising in our lunchbreaks that the time to sell Pacific equities is now and giving NEST a call to move the lot to European bonds. This sounds very glamorous, but the reality is mundane, and if it is a scheme for people who weren't interested in pension provision in the first place, what is the likelihood that they will suddenly find the interest to get actively involved in making that pension better? I suppose it is possible that some people will, on finding their money is inaccessible take an interest in playing the markets: it's just possible that people will find out that it really doesn't take much to be a Master of the Universe.
Of course what is more likely is that people will be encouraged to invest in 'safer' funds: these traditionally being things like government bonds. Obviously in the case of many governments, such investments have recently become considerably more risky, although that does also mean the long term yields are up. This would be good for the people who have invested in them, but not so good for the tax payers saddled with the extra cost of paying off their country's debts.
So let's think about this a bit more in terms of NEST. This means that the government has set up a pension scheme in which you could invest in the government's debt via an insurance company. Why via an insurance company? Why doesn't NEST buy bonds direct? We have National Savings, why don't we just run NEST in a similar manner? Oh, I forgot,  someone has to make a profit out of your welfare: god forbid you invest in your general wellbeing without paying some superannuated waster for the privilege. Let us not forget, in the business of your future wellbeing just who is lobbying on your behalf. The people whose interest is the status quo that they generated must surely be interested in alternatives that might further benefit you and your government at the expense of their profit, mustn't they? What else could they possibly want?

Perspective

In this country it is not uncommon for people to judge a restaurant run by members of an ethnic minority by the number of people perceived to be from the same ethnic minority who are eating there. "That Chinese restaurant must be good," we say, "it's full of Chinese people."
Of course such a crass distinction has two fundamental problems. The first of these is our ability to accurately define someone's ethnic origin on sight, something that is actually very hard. I once took a friend to a Thai restaurant in Brighton shortly after he had spent a number of years living in Thailand. He greeted the waitress and asked how she was in what I assumed to be pretty good Thai, but the waitress just looked at him baffled for a moment, before explaining that she was Japanese and didn't speak a word of Thai.
The second problem is the idea that all the people of a certain race are expert in all food associated with that race. This is patently nonsense: firstly it assumes a uniformity of cuisine across vast diaspora, and secondly it assumes that all the people of those diaspora to be gourmandes. In fact it assumes all people of another ethnic background to have some sort or innate 'food knowledge', which is dangerously close to the patronising notions of the 'authenticity' of ethnic minorities, itself an ugly hangover from the Enlightenment.
So these prejudices exist, they pervade our attitudes and society without us even knowing it, but do they have negative effect simply because they have negative associations, or am I just making an excessively PC point about something that is simply a result of ethnic diversity and lazy stereotyping? Because any 'other' is ultimately unknowable, are we to be forgiven for assigning group attributes to those less familiar (especially when those attributes themselves are not negative)? I really don't know.
Perhaps it is more about approach: if I don't intend to apply lazy stereotypes based on race, am I to be forgiven when I occasionally do due to tiredness or thoughtlessness? Where do we draw the line? Such cutting of slack very quickly leads to 'casual' racism, usually when people think any potentially injured party cannot hear. Outwardly tolerant people can  suddenly reveal hidden intolerance through racist jokes when in private and 'amongst friends' (i.e. people apparently of the same racial background). The argument in defence of such behaviour is that it's harmless fun and no one is hurt, but it cannot be harmless, no repressed opinion can. The very fact that it only occurs in private makes it potentially even more problematic than overt racism, as the sense is that it is only society that is preventing the covert racist from revealing their true feelings. In such cases, the 'save me from what I want' aspect is about avoiding conflict: I am guilty of letting these comments slip in the past in favour of a 'quiet' life, in order not to upset the 'flow' of a social event. My intention is to challenge such comments in future, whatever the situation or possible outcome.
This brings me back to my original observation though: if someone says we should go into a restaurant because it's full of people from the associated diaspora, do I point out the potential negative associations in such a comment? Maybe I will. Maybe just to revisit this whole argument and see if I get any further.

Progress

As I sat there fuming about the fact that I'd missed my train by seconds this morning, I gradually noticed the effect that all the Shard-associated building work is having on London Bridge station. The whole forecourt has been covered in glass and is flooded with natural light. Soon they will surely take out the old dirty corrugated gack roof over the platforms and let the light flood in from all angles there as well, making it a lighter, more airy place to be.
I'm not going to get into the issues around the Shard development as a whole, or even the logic of putting the main timetable right above the barriers (which works sooo well in other London stations), I just wanted to take a moment to bid an oddly fond farewell to dingy, grimy heads-down-and-get-out London Bridge station.

Preconceptions

It truly sucks being young at the moment. The jobs market is buggered and if you've just finished university, you're probably saddled with a debt burden equivalent in size to the GDP of a small island nation. Granted, not all of that money went on books (enjoying yourself whilst you're young, how dare you!) but still it is the price you have paid for a good education. Fortunately, as a graduate you are now eminently employable by a blue chip company who will put you on a fast-track graduate development program and pay you the sort of decent starting wage that'll shift your debt in no time. At least that's how it was before the government and the banks wrecked the economy and your chance of a decent job.
Except of course that it wasn't. I left university a number of years before this recession, and no one I was at university with walked straight into the job of their dreams. Every last one of my friends did any job that just paid the rent for a year or two before they even got anywhere near a sniff of a career. Granted, that may have something to do with my friends, but I don't think it did any of us any harm. I remember panicking a few times thinking that was it, I'd blown my chances of a career straight out of university so I was on the scrapheap for life. This was not the case, after a few years and a short period on the dole, I stumbled upon a career that I had not necessarily been looking for, but which I now enjoy more than most people can imagine.
It is really hard to imagine the future like this when you are fresh out of university and you want everything now. I'm afraid the truth is that you were never going to get it straight away.
It seems that the legacy of the introduction of tuition fees and turning degrees into commodities has worked very well, in that we now see a degree as an investment for which the dividend is some kind of career equivalent of the x factor's instant success. It isn't, and never was, in many cases it is an expensive way to avoid the harsh reality of the world for a few years whilst proving that you have the ability to study a subject (any subject really) in some depth. It is about learning to think at a certain level. That won't get you a job straight away, but it will make a massive difference once you've got one. That doesn't smack of instant success does it? That's because there is no such thing, and there never was.
So if you've recently finished your degree, I'm really sorry there aren't any jobs, but there weren't any decent ones anyway, not for you. I guess you can try and take some positives from the situation: all that extra time you would have been spending on your dream job, you can devote to something else, like radical politics.